Each HEAVENLY, horny issue of Instigator Magazine is seriously PROUD to possess “Literary, Artistic, Scientific, & Political Merit.”1 So say leading professionals, award-winning critics, & scores of community activists along with a few First Amendment Attorneys we snagged from the $Billion side of the Adult Biz just to back it all up! The vast majority of whom seem to have a fairly educated grasp of what “obscenity” IS …by UNDERSTANDING what it AIN’T – historically speaking, of course. (So suck it, Rev. Homophobe… you and your mob of bible-thumpin’ muttons may deem us faggots utterly without any socially redeeming value in your crusade to “Make America Hate Again”; HOWEVER, we’re guessing it’s only because we’re having tons of filthy, nasty BUTT SEX with the same sort of super creative, sexy as shit, sweaty, jizz-stained man-dudes who also happen to spawn so many of your own devilish desires. Hell, you’re jealous! We totally get it. Or maybe it’s ‘cuz we pretty much always smell this HOT? Perhaps a bit of both? Whatever the reason, we’ll wager when Jesus weeps, it’s from all the hurtful, vile crap He hears constantly spewing forth from your wicked ill-begotten lie-holes… and not because a band of giddy gay boys love licking left-over cum off our lips and get off over the residual crotch stink we’re mutually sportin’ every day while working HARD to peddle some pretty kinky porn. And not just any porn, mind you, but real classy smut that’s actually based on this ancient BROTHERHOOD principle of “Doin’ unto Others…” – something we sorta know biblically, trust us. But that’s not a Rule you zealots live by now is it… Bless your hate-filled hearts!)
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1 US Supreme Court; Miller v. California, 413 U.S. 15 (1973). Like we said… Suck it. We’re NOT obscene.